1. It is mainly based on Evangelion.
2. It should contain no spoiler for who has seen at least the tenth episode
3. While reading you will notice some change inthe writing style it is because who got the control of the keyboard also took control of the fanfiction (It's always evident from what happens and who gets exalted and who gets demeaned)
4. You can contact us at our mail
   Jolan-Tru cloudstrf@usa.net
   Bahamuttone Aka Wu wu@bahamuttone.net
   Karsten karsten@alexandria.cc
   NOTE: Jolan-Tru is also known as CLOUDSTRIFE (Persuade him to change nick!)
   NOTE2: Jolan-Tru is listed as MIA at the moment.
   
5. We feel to thanks:
   Jolan Tru for not having done anything noticeable to be inserted into the fanfic.
   Windows 98 for giving a sense to Jolan Tru.
   Microsoft for creating Windows 98
   Bill Gates for having founded the Microsoft
   Karsten's new keyboard for not writing Bahamuttone with only one t
   Windigo for not being around.
   Dynamic Italia for allowing us to surpass the VHS writing the fanfic.......
   Mum AsukaSoryu Langley Hibiki for her devotion to the Holy Phallic Symbol Cult...
   

• Evangelion is a property of Gainax as all the characters, I don't know who owns the USA licence...
• The Characters of Karsten, Bahamuttone, Jolan-Tru are our copyright; Every infraction to this copyright will be punished with a big stick
• The SoulEdge come from the omonimous game of Namco and are a copyright of Namco
• Nobody is allowed to modify this file! But you can give it to whomever you know...

Episode 2 (o 7...): ASUKA STRIKES!!!!!

Five days has passed since the battle against the big cube.[Yeah I know it in an octhaedron but it's easier to call it cube NdBaha]

Karsten has almost healed from the wounds he has got in his heroic intervention (Yeeeesh... Heroic... he got beaten after two thousandth of second...NdBaha).

Inside an apartment,All appears calm

The door of the apartment of our heroes (coff,coff) is unhinged by a superhuman strenght while a scream rip apart Bahamuttone eardrums...
Bahamuttone, recovering from the acoustic trauma, recognizes what that scream said.

A lone word...

SHINJI!!!!

Bahamuttone: Ops I think he has got the time to see that VHS
Soul Karsten: I'm going, i kill him and I'm back.
Bahamuttone: The captain is there too...
Soul Karsten: Soul Edge! Go and kill him.
The Soul Edge start moving...
Bahamuttone: and then you get on the contraption!
The Soul Edge jerk to a stop and fall to earth, meanwhile Karsten pales and turns to normal.

Misato appears on the still smoking doorway...
Misato: Guys! What happened to the door?
Both: Hello Captain....
Bahamuttone: Ehm, Nothing just a defective alarm...
Misato staring at the two meter and a half hole: You sure?
Bahamuttone: Yes, Jolan isn't really good with dissipating paste... usually he use mistakenly the plastic explosives...
Misato: Jolan? But hasn't he installed MY alarm also?
Karsten while he hides the Soul Edge:By the way whe he gets back from Germany?
Misato: In about ten days... What are those things you are hiding there?
Karsten: Don't worry I've already got them registered and they even have a tag...
Bahamuttone: About what do you want to talk to us?
Misato: I'd like you to come for dinner so we can speak about certain things. It will be ok at eight.
Both: Okay
Bahamuttone working out some date: We are lucky, it's Shinji's turn in the kitchen...
Karsten: Mhh.
Bahamuttone: Do you want to eat the things cooked by the captain?
Karsten is not answering because he is busy with the Soul Edge...
Karsten to the Soul Edge: You stay here and keep watch. If someone try to enter behead him. If it is Shinji Immolate him beforehand.
Bahamuttone: Don't forget to exclude us from the beheadable...Those two are giving me the creeps
Karsten: I'm safe...
Bahamuttone taking a seals pack: Me too...

8:00 P.M.

Bahamuttone and Karsten knock on Misato's door.
Shinji opens the door
Bahamuttone: Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?
Shinji: Miss Misato has given me change because tomorrow she has the night shift
Karsten shakes with NERVousness.
Bahamuttone shakes with terror.
Shinji lets the two auxiliary pilot in.
Bahamuttone: I've got a bad feeling
Karsten in a low voice: She can't damage the beer.
Bahamuttone: Right.
Shinji finish setting up the table and Misato arrives.
The food seems edible.
Unfortunately it only seems.
Karsten with measured gesture makes some space into the plate and drowns the curry rice with the beer
Shinji stares marveled.
Karsten notices Shinji's stare: It's a famous Italian recipe; Curry rice with beer.
Bahamuttone: I thought it was Austrian. However it's good. Especially if you drink a couple of liter of beer beforehand.
Misato: Let's get to the point. Bahamuttone! From tomorrow we will start your synchrony test!
Bahamuttone paralyzed: And the entry plug?
Misato: After five months of project and three prototypes it's ready.
Bahamuttone: Oh what a wonderful thing! ;_;
Misato: By the way there is another good news! Given the enormous synchrony rate reached by Karsten, the technician have worked for days on the lcb.
Both: lcB ???
Misato: Yes, link connect BEER !!!
Karsten: !!!
Bahamuttone: I hope they have got the Douglas
Misato: with this new LCB Karsten too has to retake the synchrony test. We hope to take him to 80%!
Bahamuttone: But the newb... ehm Shinji doesn't seem idoneous
Misato: Yes so he will still use the same LCL. Happy Karsten? Now you two are pilots for real!
Misato gives the two the pilot ID cards.
Karsten tries to forget drowning into the beer
Bahamuttone passing the Du demon : Look for forgetting you need a couple of hundred liter of Yebisu
Shinji: Well now that we are all pilot we should get to know each other better
The two look at Shinji.
Karsten in a low voice to Bahamuttone: It can be fun.
Bahamuttone: I don't think so.
Karsten: Dear Shinji, you are really right!
Saying this he gives Shinji a Karsten friendly' smash on the shoulder making him fly over the table.
Karsten thinking about Rei: Since we are all pilots shouldn't we live all together?
Bahamuttone: It seems to me a really bad idea
Misato looks really wondered by the idea .
Karsten: this could help us in case of synchronous action with more than one unit and will strengthen the bonds among the pilots
Bahamuttone: And you want bonds with that newbie? Kar you have drank too much
Karsten: I'm perfectly sober.
Misato even more wondered: I'll talk about it with commander Ikari.
The two takes leave.
Karsten after closing the door: YEEEAH!

Morning

Lunch time
Inside of a really strange entry plug.

Misato:Bahamuttone
Bahamuttone: Captain! Already back? How has the presentation gone?
Misato:There was an accident, get ready to depart
Karsten with an evil grin: good luck
Bahamuttone panicking: What, I have to depart, with what, why, where?
Misato: The Jet Alone has gone out of control and we must stop it before it melts down
Bahamuttone: But I've got the worst synchrony rates!
Misato: I know, but we haven't got the time to change the entry plug! Don't complain
Bahamuttone: Sigh all right...

Inside of a cargo plane

Misato: Bahamuttone you have to stop the Jet Alone while I board it and shut down the reactor manually
Bahamuttone: It's really necessary to risk personally? Shouldn't be better to hit it with an N2 from a distance?
Misato: We are too near a town and if the reactor explodes we will have a radioactive fall out.
Bahamuttone: Understood, but will that thin suit be effective enough? I'm really dubious
Misato:Don't worry, we have to get down in really short, get ready
Bahamuttone: Roger

The Eva-01 is launched from the plane
Bahamuttone: Let's hope it will hold together
The Eva lands heavily in front of the Jet Alone end shoulder it
The jet alone falls ignominiously still rivolto walking'
Misato enter a maintenance port.
I the meantime Bahamuttone tries to keep the jet alone still
Bahamuttone: Do you think they'll get angry if I break it a bit?
Karsten: It could short out
Bahamuttone:then I'll only knot it up
Misato is tinkering with an internal terminal which seem ignore her completely

The Eva autonomy timer marks 00:25:56
Bahamuttone: Shit.. I'm running out of power
The forewarned explosion timer marks 00:30:00
Bahamuttone: that is even more worrying...
A communication windows pops open.
Karsten eating popcorn inside the Eva 00 entry plug: Baha do you know that Makoto says that the if the Eva runs out of power before the explosion it could not resist it?
Bahamuttone: Thanks for the comfort. Before I could always be hoping... By the way how come the popcorn aren't floating around?
Karsten:7...6...5
Bahamuttone: Captain hurry up...
Misato meanwhile is trying to put the control bar back by hand...
Karsten 2...1
The control bar go back inside without an apparent cause
Bahamuttone: what a close call

Morning
Bahamuttone is still at his hobby
Bahamuttone: Today is all normal.
The captain is a myth as usual
Shinji is dumber as ever.
Karsten: I'm wrong or has she woken up two hour earlier?
Bahamuttone: It's right. Who knows..?
The doorbell rings
Bahamuttone: I've got a bad feeling
Karsten: Should I answer?
Bahamuttone: Ok...
Karsten answers the door and lets in the captain.
Bahamuttone: Good morning Captain, what takes you at us so early in the morning?
Misato: Since because the evacuation a good chunk of teacher has gone out and you have nothing to do and you have got a minimum of qualifications you are hired as teacher.
Karsten: wow without a comma. Ehm, I' can't teach! In the secondary school they don't do Chemistry.
Bahamuttone: And what would you make me teach? Hacking technique?
Misato: Well, here they do chemistry in the secondary and Bahamuttone would teach Foreign Languages.
Bahamuttone: that is?
Misato: English and Italian.
Karsten: Bahamuttone teaching Italian......
Bahamuttone: Ehm...
Misato: Well you will start today.
Bahamuttone: How has this idea got out?
Misato: Well from the high ups the judged your results too low and so
Bahamuttone: Too low? But if we have quadruplicated our synchrony rates in the last week!
Misato: Yes but the bureaucracy is a bit slow so this order should be of about a months ago.
Karsten: So it should last little..
Misato: Well the orders talk about the whole scholastic season
Karsten: A quadrimester?
Misato: Here in Japan the school functions by season so you should be there for about 7 months.
Bahamuttone is catatonic
Misato: You should hurry or you'll be late.
The two start toward the school

First Neo-Tokyo 3 Secondary School
Classroom 2-A

Teacher: I have got to introduce you...
The whole class turns around.
Whispers: two new students no they are too old they don't seem Japanese yeah that's right we will joke them all day
Bahamuttone is taking notes about who comments.
Shinji to himself: What are those two doing here
The teacher goes on: the substitutes of your chemistry and foreign languages teacher.
Class: WHAAAAT!!!!!
Shinji: Yeah, so I'll get certainly good marks!
Kensuke: What, do you know them?
Shinji: yes but it's a long story.
class chief: Guys Silence!
Teacher: You will start with English.
Bahamuttone under his breath: Yeah.
Teacher: Prof... Mr Bahamuttone... Good bye.
The teacher exits
Karsten stays
Bahamuttone: Well... Since I've jut arrived I think it's appropriate to introduce myself.
My name is Bahamuttone but you'll call me simply Sir since I haven't got any academical title.
Karsten grins
Bahamuttone: Since I don't know where you are, I'll get you a marvelous surprise test. Which obviously will count toward end year results. evil grin
Class: It's unfair...let's hope it's easy...what a pain...
Bahamuttone: I will not accept any complaint from the pupils; If you have got any you can tell the class chief about it who then will refer to me.
class chief terminal starts beeping.
: Sir the class asks if we can skip the test since we are not prepare enough.
Bahamuttone: Refused, is there anything else?
Karsten getting away from the wall: Look, you should not lose so much time, else you will have only half an hour for the test
class chief: Sir, the time used in the discussion will not count toward the test result, will it?
Bahamuttone: Well my chronograph marks the quarter, so you have still 45 minutes to finish the test. Every question without answer will count as wrong.
The class start alacritously answering the test.
After ten minutes a worried look appear on most student's face.
Karsten: I'll give you five minutes of my hour.
Bahamuttone in a low voice: I don't think it will be of any use
Karsten in a low voice: Yeah but so I seems magnanimous
Bahamuttone: I thought so.. However that is the admission test for the Tokyo university.
On Shinji's terminal appear a call signal
Shinji answers
Nadia: * Do you know them? *
Shinji: * Yes *
Bahamuttone under his breath: He will never learn...
Nadia * Who are them? *
Shinji: * They are two pilots *
Nadia: * Pilots? They too board the Eva? *
Shinji * Yes, but I'm better... *
Bahamuttone under his breath: Now he is going out of the limits..
Kensuke: * Really? I thought only 14 year old could pilot them
Karsten: * Rocque, Ikari, Aida since you have got the time to chat; you'll not need the 5 minutes from my hour. *
Bahamuttone: I've got to show you something: it's not so smart to chat by terminal during a test. I'm forced to void yours. If Shinji would have not responded all would be right.
Driiiiin
Bahamuttone: I'm sorry but the time is finished. Give me your test; You have 35 seconds, those who are late will get a penalty of the late seconds.

Bahamuttone once received all the test leave the desk to Karsten Not before giving 55 page of the literature book for the day after.

Karsten: Hello I'm Karsten and I am your new chemistry teacher... Any question?
Class chief: the class asks if those are really your names
Karsten: Obviously not! We don't use our real names since we got in Japan given that we were really annoyed at how the were mangled. Other questions?
Class Chief: Do you want too to run a test ?
Karsten: No one test is tiring enough.
The class breathes in relief.
Karsten: However I still have to know how far you are so I'll do some question here and there.
Bahamuttone: Relax he is not mean, I don't think he will give you a mark.
Karsten let's see who I can call to the black board
Class chief: Our teacher don't call at the black board usually.
Karsten: Really? But I'm not a teacher... Well Aida and Rocque to the black board.
Kensuke: jeez...
Nadia: let's hope...
Karsten: Relax.. then Aida let's see... tell me. the Broensted theory.
Kensuke: The substance which in water releases H+ ion are acid and those which releases OH- ion are bases.
Karsten: Good Aida, let's see Roque.
Karsten: Write on the blackboard the formulas of cicloesano and benzene.
Nadia executes without hesitations.
Karsten very well but you have forgotten a double link these are thing you have done recently, aren't they?
Nadia: Yes.
Karsten: Good, now let's call another two... Suzuhara and Ikari.
The two boys get up and walks toward the blackboard
Karsten: Let's start with Suzuhara who seems the most nervous. Write the structure formula of water
Toji hesitates a bit then writes a big H2O on the blackboard. Shinji looks at the blackboard with a useless look .
Karsten: Good Suzuhara, try to stay calm, ok?
Toji nods.
Karsten: Now Shinji... let's see... since you are SO GOOD your question will be a bit more complex... Weeellll write on the blackboard the formula of the 3,3-dimetil 4-cloro 5-6 ottene and make a synthesis project from benzene.
Shinji: What?(why does he call me by first name?)
Bahamuttone is laughing
Karsten: Mmh? What you don't know it? Bah let's get on...
Shinji: something easier?
Karsten: Uhhhm. It seemed easy to me... let's see... Bahamuttone! You are not a chemistry expert! Make you the question!
Bahamuttone: let' see write me the structure formulae of Carbon Monoxide
Shinji: C-O?
Karsten: Exact! Now write the formulae on the black board and you can return to your seat.
Shinji writes C=O|
Karsten: there are electrons missing... well go to your seat... so...Suzuhara, Roque, Aida a +... Shinji an E
Shinji But you have said that you would not have given marks!
Karsten: yes but your was longer so I' can trait it as a full blown interrogation
Shinji goes back to his seat.
Chatter: this one seem more human... yeah... but not with Shinji
Karsten borrows a textbook from Hikari and begin to explain some new stuff
The bell rings
Class chief: Stand... Bow
The teacher gets in from the door
Teacher: Ah you have no more lesson today and can leave the school.
Karsten towards Bahamuttone: Beer?
Bahamuttone: MMh. OK!
Karsten: Professor would you come with us?
Teacher: No, no! I've got some work in the library
Karsten: then see you tomorrow.
The two new teacher leaves the school

A week later
An helicopter flies over the pacific ocean.

Kensuke: Mythicmythicmythic
The inside of the helicopter seems a bit crowded in order we see
Misato
Kensuke with his omnipresent video camera filming everything
Shinji
Toji with a new cap
Karsten and Bahamuttone wedged in the back.
Bahamuttone: Why I always have to be in places one third too small than me ?
Karsten: And why I always have to be next to you ?
Misato: Stop complaining you two!
Karsten: Captain why have you invited us too?
Misato: Because there is Jolan
Bahamuttone: Understood....
Toji is fibrillating because he thinks he is on a date with the captain
Kensuke is fibrillating because of the junk flotilla on which they are going to land
Shinji is beaten by Kensuke and Toji with friendship and by Karsten and Bahamuttone with Purpose.
The group lands on the sky carrier.
The wind from the helicopter makes Toji's cap float away.
Bahamuttone: how can...
Kensuke: Mythicmythicmythic
Toji's cap rolls on the bridge while Toji runs after it
Bahamuttone: Ever more idiot, it's evident he is always with Shinji
Karsten to Kensuke: On Monday I'll ask you all the program.
Kensuke: Mythicmythicmythic
Bahamuttone: You are taking advantage, eh?
The cap after a long run stops on a foot.
Toji seems happy and start to collect the cap
The foot rises and stomp on the cap
Toji panics and tries to get the cap out from under the foot.
Girl stepping on Toji's cap: Hello Captain Katsuragi.
Karsten and Bahamuttone turn around interested
Misato: Hello Asuka I see you have grown up.
Asuka: And not only in height
A blow of wind rises Asuka's skirt.
We hear the sound of three slap.
Bahamuttone: I'll not try it. Kar is dangerous.
Karsten gives an evil stare at Asuka
Asuka doesn't seem impressed.
Bahamuttone grabs Asuka and pin her under one arm
Bahamuttone: You should stay calm, Kar uses the swords when he gets angry and he is dangerous
Shot on Kar on SoulKarsten with the Soul Edge that revolves around. Misato is looking another way..
Bahamuttone: Understood?
Asuka nods even if she is still angry
Bahamuttone let Asuka go and Karsten reverts to normal, Misato turns back
Misato: Karsten you must be wrong there is nothing there.
Shinji: Why you have slapped us?
Asuka: it was the price for what you have seen.
Kensuke Mythicmythicmythic
Shinji: Why those two don't pay?
Bahamuttone: Since we are taller from our angle of view we can't have seen her blue slip.
Shinji seems perplexed, something in the words of Bahamuttone doesn't seem right
Toji: I can show you the same thing so we are even.
Toji pulls down his trouser......SLAP!
Bahamuttone: Yes he is passing way too much time with Shinji
Karsten: I disagree, Shinji would not have done it.
Bahamuttone: But Shinji is without backbone.
Misato: Ehm I introduce you Asuka Soryu Langley the Second Children
Asuka: Who is the so spoken of Third Children? He's not that one
Misato pointing to Shinji: No it's him.
Asuka: And so you are a good for nothing
Bahamuttone: The girl shows promises, she has got it at once
Meanwhile Karsten is busy putting the soul edge back into the pocket, but it seems he has got some problem
Bahamuttone: It like the sea stirs them
Misato: Karsten, Bahamuttone give an eye to the boys.
Misato take off towards the command bridge.
Asuka: But who are you two?
Shinji tries answering but is stopped by a blow from Karsten
Bahamuttone with a professional look: We are not authorized to divulge information to those extraneous to NERV.
Asuka: But I am one of the NERV! I'm the Second Children!
Bahamuttone: Show as the card.
Asuka fish out a NERV ID card which Bahamuttone promptly put into his laptop.
Bahamuttone: Uhm, Ok it's not fake. You can take it back.
Bahamuttone: Ehi Kar, should we tell her?
Karsten: That she doesn't know us really bothers me. it's better she asks someone else WHO ISN'T SHINJI.
Bahamuttone: Well till five minutes ago neither us did know her....
Asuka is every second more perplexed
Karsten: well We are the Auxiliary pilot.
Bahamuttone: If someone is rendered inoperative we go.
Karsten: With inoperative he means with more than 10 mayor bone broken or dead
Asuka: Ah
Misato comes back from the bridge a bit shaken.
Misato: Let's go, the lunch is ready.
Bahamuttone looking at the elevator: It seems a bit small...
Misato: We will make two travel
At lunch
Misato, Bahamuttone and Karsten are drinking beer.
Someone hugs Misato from behind
(Windigo turns in his tomb)
Misato: Rh
Asuka: Mr Kaji!
Kaji: You still drink beer at lunch, so your stomach will inflate!
Misato jumps out of the chair dropping it.
Misato: What are you doing here?
Kaji: I'm here to escort Asuka.... It's a long time no see
Karsten steal Misato's beer
Asuka catches Kaji's arm.
Kaji: You are Shinji, right?
Shinji: Eh?, Yes but how can you know my name?
Kaji: Nothing to marvel about you are pretty famous, don't you know? Those two also even if for other motives
Kaji quickly resumes the action of the three : Shinji is the boy who has defeated three angels without training
Asuka: and the other two?
Kaji: both have got some incredible synchronic rate; Bahamuttone has stopped an out of control automata Karsten has survived a direct hit form a particle beam and a launch with empty lungs
Asuka: what do you mean with incredible synchronic rate?
Kaji: an increase from 12% to 85 % in three days.
Asuka stare the two incredulously
Kaji: By the way do you still live with Katsuragi, don't you?
Shinji: Indeed
Kaji: Listen, could you tell me if she still turn around so much while asleep?
The question rise a bit of confusion.
Kensuke: (mythicmythicmythic)
Bahamuttone: She must still turn around............ My seismograph goes awry every night ( Fiuu I've patched it....)
All stares to Bahamuttone, Karsten steals Bahamuttone's beer
The situation returns to normal
Bahamuttone and Misato take their beer and notice they are empty
Both look at Karsten
Karsten: Why me? She is German!
Bahamuttone: She hasn't your ability in the arcane art of beer transmigration through the cans
Asuka: Wow he know the mythic technique of beer transmigration through the cans
Karsten: Nordic parents
Bahamuttone is draining the five liters barrel which Karsten has smuggled aboard.
Bahamuttone: But... it shouldn't have been here Jolan too? He has had to bring us three hundred liters of German beer!
Asuka: You know that element?!
Kaji: Jolan is downstairs peeling potatoes.
Bahamuttone: Where has he thrown out all the money this time?
Kaji: he has tried opening the Eva-02 Control panel, Asuka is still angry about that
Asuka: He has changed all the system setting, and the EVA started saying that the system resources were low and that Windows 98 had become unstable
Karsten: as should be expected..
Bahamuttone: Really like Jolan...... I'll have to remember to keep him away from my computer... Ah Karsten I'm becoming favorable to your idea, you know?
Karsten: wonders why....

An explosion announces the arrival of the sixth angel.
Karsten and Bahamuttone shoots to the bridge.
Toji and Kensuke are already there.
Kensuke: Mythicmythicmythic
Speaker: Eva-02 active.
Bahamuttone: She is crazy! On the transport ship there isn't alimentation, she has one minute of power at most!
Captain: Who has given authorization?
The Eva jumps away from the cargo just in time to avoid the angel and lands on a ship
Misato: You have 58 seconds left
Asuka: know get the external alimentation ready on the bridge.
Shinji: Shall we jump?
Bahamuttone: Is also Shinji there?!!!!!!
The Eva starts jumping from ship to ship until it gets on the sky carrier, where it connects to the external power supply.
The Eva takes out the progressive knife cutter
Bahamuttone: since when the Eva are armed with chancellery stuff?
Misato: ...
The angel jumps on the bridge and bites the Eva diving again into the water with the Eva still in the mouth
Bahamuttone: we have gone fishing with a bait that costs too much
Misato glares at Bahamuttone
Bahamuttone: Without the Type D equipment I'm dubious that they can do anything
The situation seems at a stall (So Kaji flees with a VTOL) The angel has got the Unit 02 between the teeth and is carrying around the whole sky carrier
Jolan getting out from a trapdoor on the floor: what damn is going on?
Bahamuttone: Look at who has jumped out! What are you doing there?
Karsten: Hello Jolan.
Jolan: I was trying to get out of the kitchen...
Misato: However Bahamuttone's idea is not bad.
Misato: Asuka don't get away from there for any reason.
Asuka: Wha?
Misato explains her plan: sink two ship and get them inside the angel mouth to shot the nucleus point blank.
The captain is a bit perplexed by the idea but agrees.
Misato: Shinji, Asuka make the angel opens its mouth!
The synchrony index jumps up.
The two destroyer enter the angel's mouth and destroy it.
The Eva lands on the bridge of the ship thrown by the explosion
On landing Shinji is ridiculed for the plug suit he wears.

Morning
First Neo-Tokyo 3 Secondary School
Classroom 2-A

Toji: I really would not be in your shoes, she is really unbearable.
Shinji: It's true.
Toji: Luckily I'll not see her again.
The door to the classroom opens and Asuka enters with the teacher.
Teacher: I have to introduce you your new classmate.
Asuka: Hello. I'm Asuka Soryu Langley
Teacher: Your English teacher will arrive shortly.
The teacher exits
In the class a lot of comments about Asuka's look are heard.
Shortly Bahamuttone and Karsten enter the class
Class chief: Stand.
Asuka: Why?
Class chief : Bow
Bahamuttone: Easily enough because I am the one who can give you bad marks in English evil grin
Asuka: You? But if I'm better at English!
Bahamuttone: That is really probable #But I'm your teacher and you are the pupil# understood?

#said in English#

Karsten: Do you have done all the homework I've given you, haven't you?
Asuka: You also?
Karsten: Obviously, and I teach chemistry
Asuka is catatonic
Bahamuttone: Langley come here.
Asuka goes near the teacher's desk
Bahamuttone gives Asuka a plastic card
Bahamuttone: This is your new ID Card, you can return to your seat.
At the end of the day the group finds Misato outside the school
Misato: Karsten your proposal was accepted, from today all the pilots will live together under my supervision.
All return back home

Bahamuttone: aren't we a bit too many for one apartment?
Misato: Yes so it's necessary to restructure a couple of apartments
Karsten: If it's only to open a pair of door can't do it I?
Misato looks at Karsten
Karsten: just tell me which are the apartment and I'll make the door
Bahamuttone: Trust him he knows what he is doing.
Jolan: Hello Am I transferred here?
Misato: no you are in the third district. There
Karsten to Bahamuttone: Should I try an Omnislash or let the Soul Edge do the work?
Bahamuttone: Better let the sword... The Omnislash is dangerous
Bahamuttone to Jolan: The third district is empty so you can enjoy yourself.
Karsten lets out Asuka and Rei and then closes himself inside.
A lot of strange noises like chain saws or pneumatic hammer are heard.
Karsten exits covered with dust.
Karsten: Ialle ve to make it in a hurry so it's not so refined
Entering the apartment we see columns, arcs, Greek style statues, and an enormous mosaic on the floor.
Bahamuttone: and you have made it in a hurry...... mmmmh there is only one bedroom I see really interesting
Karsten: ......
Misato: I'm your supervisor.
Jolan: every now and then she will have the night shift..
Misato: yes but there are the cameras
Bahamuttone: to get a change we will make turns first the girls and then the guys. (there are the cameras ^^).
The girls go to the bathroom
Bahamuttone goes to his terminal
Bahamuttone: Well camera five.
Karsten: Shinji go to the corner shop and buy some beers
Shinji: Which corner shop? The nearest is ten kilometers away.
Karsten: That one! Take my bike..
Shinji: But I...
SoulKarsten: You are going, ain't ya?
Shinji: Y...yes I'm going....
Shinji departs.
Karsten: Ok we have got him out Baha how is it going?
Bahamuttone: Bad the camera lenses aren't anti fog... Jolan what kind of junk you have given me?
Jolan has gone away five minutes ago.
Bahamuttone: Tomorrow he will see
The girls exit the bathroom

The morning after
First Neo-Tokyo 3 Secondary School
Park

Kensuke: Ahh, All are saying Asuka Asuka only because the photos do not show her bad attitude.
Toji to another student: Yes they are 300 yen apiece, it's not much.
Kensuke: and you will be the only one having them
Bahamuttone from behind: What are you two doing?
Kensuke and Toji hiding Asuka's photos: N...nothing.
Bahamuttone: I've heard that you are swindling your schoolmates selling them photos of a pilot, do you know it's a felony punishable by the martial court?
Toji: ?_?
Kensuke: EEHHHHHHHhhh...
Bahamuttone: For half the income we could shut an eye
Toji: Why we should do it?
Karsten showing two photos: else I'll give these two to Asuka
Voice from behind: What do you have to give me?
Bahamuttone: Gone an easy way to make money.
Karsten: the notes that you don't have because you weren't here
Asuka: uhmm they seems to be more than two. And you two what are you hiding there?
Toji and Kensuke: Who? Us? Nothing....
Asuka advancing: Let me see....
Karsten: Well let her see
Bahamuttone: 70% and I'll save you

Karsten: Well let her see
Bahamuttone: 70% and I'll save you
Toji: Never!
Kensuke gives Bahamuttone the 70% of their incomes
Bahamuttone: but they are only 3000 Yen for such an amount I can't protect you.
Asuka is surfing trough Kensuke's binder
Asuka: Uhmm... Interesting... You owe me 35.000 yen for the photographic rights.
Toji: ma...ma
Kensuke: what if we refuse to pay?
Asuka: you'll have to discuss con my manager, he is red and has four eyes
Toji and Kensuke say good bye to their savings
Karsten and Bahamuttone go to the beer shop for two large beer with the money just earned

Bahamuttone: Ehi Kar it seems there is an angel.
Karsten: How can you tell?
Bahamuttone: They have seen a thing fifty meter long, they lose time doing wave analysis, I bet that it's an angel.
Karsten beeper start beeping
Bahamuttone: You have left it on?
Karsten: Damn the batteries and NERV neither reimburse us
Bahamuttone: It seems they want to send Asuka and the newbie.
Karsten: But we still have to get there, right?
Bahamuttone draining the mug: Unfortunately yes
The two start towards the base.
NERV Operative center,
Misato: About time you arrive!
Bahamuttone: What fault do I have if it has taken me about twenty minutes breaking down the access port.
Misato: breaking down...Why do you have to break it down?
Bahamuttone: it doesn't accept my badge anymore.
Misato: let's drop it... we have decide to attack the angel on the coast so to spare damage to the city. Asuka and Shinji have already departed.
Karsten: We will see it on the maxi screen here
Bahamuttone ha already placed two chairs and the popcorn
Misato...
The two Eva are shoot out from ramp R 26
The attach to the external power supply and go out into the sea
Asuka complains being together with Shinji
Karsten seeing the halberd: I want a two handed sword.
The angel gets out of water.
Misato: Start the attack!
Asuka I'm going, you cover me
Shinji: cover you?
Eva-02 goes to assault
Eva-01 open a cover fire without conviction
Asuka KYAAAHHH!!!
Asuka jumps and with a halberd strike cut the angel in half.
Misato: Perfect: Good work Asuka
Karsten: Sh*t
Bahamuttone: in two days we are fired
Asuka: it wasn't an enemy at my level
Bahamuttone: she brings herself bad luck
Shinji: Asuka it still moves!
Asuka: Eh
Misato: What
Bahamuttone: I've said that
The angel regenerates in two distinct entities
The two angels attack the Eva
Shinji goes berserk and start shooting like a fool
Bahamuttone: As usual, he only waste ammo, with what they cost
Asuka keep her cool and strikes the angel's nucleus.
The angel regenerates the nucleus and send the Eva-02 to the fields and Eva-01 in the middle of the sea

Asuka and Shinji come back to the base
A resume of the battle is projected
Voice :Today at 15 hour 58 minutes and 15 seconds the Eva-01 02 have stopped functioning after being attacked by the 7th angel split into two unit.
Voice: 16 hour and 3 minutes NERV abandon the operation. The authority goes to the second military division of the united nation.
Long shot of the room
At the projector there is Jolan-Tru
In the back past the command desk there are Fuyutsuki standing, Gendo balancing on only one hand, Karsten Soul glued' to Rei.
In the second row of seat sit Kaji, covered by a balloon, Misato, at a noticeable distance from Kaji, Ritsuko.
In the first row there are Shinji Bahamuttone and Asuka.
Voice: 16 hour 5 minutes the angel is attacked with N2 bombs
Bahamuttone: Well at least it will stay put for a bit....
Voice the 0.28% of the mass of the objectives is successfully incinerated
Bahamuttone: What? The 0.28%, it'll take half an hour to regenerate what we will do?
Misato: No the calculus show that it will take about five days.
Meanwhile on the wall it appears a blue screen with written windows 98 irreversible error
Karsten: What has windows to do with a projector'
Jolan is whacking the projector which seems not stopping.
Bahamuttone: Aren't five days a bit too many?
Misato: don't you trust the Magi?
Jolan: Magi? Where I've seen this name... Ah that terminal on which I've installed my copy of windows 98 Alpha to try it!
The only ones to have heard him are Bahamuttone and Karsten.
Bahamuttone and Karsten return home after a stop ad the beer shop.

Control Center
Misato: Well... Are you ready?
Bahamuttone: Yes, aren't you giving us some information, a bit of briefing, something....
Misato: Uhm Yes go out and keep them busy, ah don't do too much property damage.
Bahamuttone: Ehm.... Is that all?
Misato: It's all!
Bahamuttone: At least a decent weapon?
Ritsuko: You have got Type B equipment.
Karsten: That is the knife on pills... I want at least Asuka Halberd.
Ritsuko: In this moment is being repaired. I'm sorry.
Karsten: Me too
Bahamuttone: It seem really bad to me
Karsten: If we make it standing I'll dye my hair blonde.
The two Eva are shoot out.
Bahamuttone: How much time till contact?
Maya: At current speed approximately 15 minutes.
Bahamuttone: Got enough time then
Karsten meanwhile is busy crunching together a dozen of street light post.
Misato:KARSTEN WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?
Karsten: I'm building some kind of two handed weapon.
Karsten is tying the progressive knife to one en of the shaft of street light post. Bahamuttone hands over his knife too.
Bahamuttone takes a big axe from one of the armed building.
Ritsuko: Who has given the permission to use the Axe?
Maya: Here we have got an order from Commander Ikari's terminal.
Ritsuko: If that is so....
Bahamuttone putting away his laptop: I knew that login would have proven useful
Karsten: Bahamuttone find me a two handed sword or I'll shoot cover fire during the attack
Bahamuttone: I doubt you'll accomplish that with the progressive knife; However take the Axe I'm using the sniper rifle.
Bahamuttone gives the axe to Karsten and takes a big rifle from another armed building.
Ritsuko The sniper rifle too
Maya: this too is authorized by
Ritsuko: commander Ikari (to herself) Wasn't he on an SSTO shuttle
Karsten:Captain can I do a bit of practice cutting down a couple of building?
Misato:....
Karsten: Thanks Captain
Karsten jumps turn the axe over his head and cut a building in half.
Misato turns to stone
Karsten: Even if the angel is moving it should not be too different
Misato repressing her rage: Karsten I haven't given you any permission
Karsten: You know how it is Who stay silent gives consent...(Or something like that)
Maya: The angel are in the visual range.
Bahamuttone:Roger Visual contact established
Bahamuttone:I take the orange one
Karsten:Ok
Karsten charges forward, jumps and hits the angel with a mighty blow.
Karsten: Waaaaaaaaah
Bahamuttone meanwhile has hit the other with three shots without any results.
Bahamuttone: Damn... The AT Field of that thing is incredible
Karsten:I noticed that it hasn't even twitched with that blow
The light colored angel go to counterattack and tries to grab the Eva-01
Karsten dodges and manage to land a placed blow to the side damaging it.
Bahamuttone deciding that from that place he has no hope surges forward grabbing the improvised halberd, jumps and lands heavily on the angel point forward, the Edgehalberd' pins the angel to the ground.
Bahamuttone: RUUUUUN!
Karsten throws the axe towards the angel before fleeing
Incredibly the axe cuts away an arm to the angel

Command Center
General Amazement
Maya: the total damage sustained by the angel is equal to the 20% of the mass.
Ritsuko: It's incredible....
Misato getting over the shock: Karsten, Bahamuttone it was really............ Good work guys.
Karsten and Bahamuttone are already at the cages.
The two changes over.
Bahamuttone: So from tomorrow blonde eh? They have got to give you a new ID-card
Karsten: Nah nobody has heard that, and I want the video of this battle.
Misato from outside the door: Karsten I've booked you an appointment to the barber shop for this evening.
Bahamuttone: Nobody herd eh?
Karsten: Let's go drink a beer
The two exit the change room.
Outside waiting there are:
Misato, Kaji a bit too near Misato, Maya, Makoto and Fuyutsuki.
Fuyutsuki: You have done a really excellent work., Our compliments, you have got three days of liberties.
Kaji: Do you know that what you have done has something of extraordinary?...... I didn't think you could manage that.
Bahamuttone: But where is Dr Akagi?
Maya: She is studying the battle frame by frame with the synchrony rate and the lcb values.
Karsten: Maya, Makoto what about a round at the beer shop? You have ended the shift.
Maya and Makoto readily accepts
Misato joins the group in the (vain) hope of getting rid of Kaji.

The morning after
Karsten and Bahamuttone get back home around 4 AM
Karsten enter first.
Asuka: Who's there?
Karsten half drunk: I
Asuka: Ah a thief!
Asuka attacks Karsten who not being in the full control of his physical and mental faculties (read totally drunk and asleep) takes in without reaction.
Bahamuttone half drunk: Ehi Asuka why are you beating up Karsten?.
Asuka: Karsten? But he is blond, you are really drunk.
A cascade of swear in Italian rises some doubt within Asuka.
Bahamuttone sobered up: He has dyed his hair because we have returned alive from the mission.
Bahamuttone looking at Karsten merrily asleep on the floor even if a bit beaten.
Bahamuttone: Listen where have you learned fighting that way? You have destroyed him in less than 12 seconds
Asuka:...
Karsten: ........ What ba**s this music
Shinji: What is all this ruckus?
Asuka and Bahamuttone: NOTHING, USELESS THING GET BACK TO SLEEP!|
Bahamuttone The girls seems really bright... this is good.
Rei: Welcome, I've heard that the mission was successful.
Shinji and Asuka appear to be really marveled by this affirmation.
Bahamuttone is taking Karsten's time.
Karsten jumps up like a spring.
Bahamuttone on the back ground: Fiuuu 0.0000000001 Seconds he is getting better.
Misato: All right guys, you are happy that the mission was successful, but now GO TO SLEEP since you have to wake up in two hours.
Group: Okaaaay....
6:30 AM
Misato: Well after breakfast I'll be showing you a film
Shinji What film?
Karsten asleep: Firm? What? we are back to Prato?
Bahamuttone passing a beer: Drink so you wake up a bit.
Karsten: Thanks.
Misato: It is the recording of yesterday battle between your comrades and the 7th angel
Asuka: Who has fought?
Misato: Karsten and Bahamuttone whit exceptional result.
Asuka: There is even the film in of the dyeing of Karsten's hair?
Karsten: NO!
Misato simultaneously: yes.
Bahamuttone: let's see them that's better.
Ended the movie.
Shinji:.........
Asuka: Were really you inside there? I don't believe it or you were really on drugs
Bahamuttone: we were really inside there. By the way do you know that the 02 is really comforting.
Asuka sweat drops.
Karsten: and don't try to humor us that I still remember yesterday beating.
Rei: You have fought really well.
Karsten has gone overdrive another time.
Bahamuttone elbowing Karsten: Thanks Rei.
Karsten with dreamlike voice: Thank you oh sweet Rei.
Bahamuttone: he is really gone nuts
Misato However this hasn't put down the angel, so you still have to keep up the synchrony training.
All except Rei: OH NO!!!
Karsten and Bahamuttone: What ba**s this music.
xTwo days later Asuka and Shinji defeat the angel thanks to the synchronous combat technique, however once the battle is over they start bickering again on who is the better pilot.